Random Quotes

"All these promises that we make and we break...why is it that you think people get married? Because we need a witness to our lives. There's a billion people on the planet, I mean what does any one life really mean? But in a marriage, you're promising to care about everything...the good things, the bad things, the terrible things, the mondane things...all of it, all the time, every day. You're saying... your life will not go unnoticed because I will notice it. your life will not go unwitnessed, because I will be your witness."- From the movie Shall We Dance?

“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.” - Jim Carrey

"True love comes in quietly, without banners or flashing lights. She is your sanity in a world full of madness. True love is not how grand you are or how simple you are, but it's who you are when you're with her... and she loves you not in spite of it, but because of it. She is the one who stands with you when the rest of the world falls down..." - Thomas Wilds Fontain

"I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading! How much sooner one tires of anything than of a book! When I have a house of my own, I shall be miserable if I have not an excellent library." -Jane Austen

"The supreme happiness in life is the conviction that we are loved -- loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves." -Victor Hugo

‎"Sanity and happiness are an impossible combo"-Mark Twain

"Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens."-Jimi Hendrix

" 'Tis an ill wind that blows no minds."- Malaclypse the Younger

"A successful marriage is an edifice that must be rebuilt every day."- Andre Maurois

"All married couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of making love. Good battle is objective and honest - never vicious or cruel. Good battle is healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principle of equal partnership." -Ann Landers

"Man's best possession is a sympathetic wife." -Euripides

"Wisdom doesn't automatically come with old age. Nothing does - except wrinkles. It's true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place."-Abigail Van Buren

"One's first step in wisdom is to question everything - and one's last is to come to terms with everything."-Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

"To acquire knowledge, one must study; but to acquire wisdom, one must observe."-Marilyn vos Savant

"There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart. "-Jane Austen

"It is best to keep your mouth shut and appear to be stupid, then to open it and remove all doubt."

"Better a broken promise than none at all."- Mark Twain